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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 01:58 AM        Jersey Girl
This movie is going to suck hard. Fuck you Kevin Smith.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 12:09 PM       
This time the fatty foods have gone to his head. What a fucking douche. That seriously looks to be one of the worst films ever.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 02:19 PM       
I haven't even heard about this :<
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 04:03 PM       
I'm not saying it's not going to suck, but it's probably not the movie you think it's going to be.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 07:33 PM       
IT"S GEORGE CARLIN DAMNIT....
let's just wait... and see if that saves the rest of the act.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 07:34 PM       
As much as I love George Carlin...I really doubt he could save it.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 08:03 PM       
Where the fuck are Jay and Silent Bob?
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 08:34 PM       
Carlin could save anything with the right material. Even with dark forces like Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez working against him.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 10:22 PM       
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See, that's what I was thought you folks were thinking. A lot of people imagine this is a "Beniffer" movie, and then people think of Gigli and assume it's going to be shit. But the thing is, this is not the movie you think it's going to be, because Jennifer dies early in the film. So I'm not saying it's not going to suck, but it's probably not what you were thinking it was going to be like.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 10:47 PM       
It doesn't matter. Ben can stand on his own and still ruin a film.
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Old Feb 1st, 2004, 11:56 PM       
James, have you seen the trailer?

It looks horrible.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 01:39 AM       
Who gives a fuck if it's not a "bennifer" movie? It still looks like utter shit.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 01:53 AM       
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so what if she dies, that doesnt help the fact that ben can't act.


It doesn't look good at all.

If only Kevin Smith kept making movies with Brain and Jeff instead of Ben and Jen...
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 03:09 AM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 08:00 AM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 02:08 PM       
The trailer is insanely bad. It has the voice-over guy! You officially suck ass if you use the voice-over guy.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 07:05 PM       
I have two questions:

1) When the fuck is this movie coming out? I thought it was supposed to be released last summer.

2) What the hell is it about? That part was never clear to me.

Spoiler: Anything that has Jennifer Lopez die (which I heard this does) can't be that bad, even if Affleck is in it.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:39 PM       
Looks like a piece of shit.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 08:55 PM       
WHAT?! J-LO DIES?! WTF?!
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Old Feb 3rd, 2004, 09:38 PM       
I'll only go see it if Affleck rapes J-Lo's cold, clammy corpse in denial of her death.
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