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Old Feb 4th, 2004, 10:21 AM       
Bull.

You can have sex and STILL be a virgin but when you have sexual intercourse, you can consider that cherry officially "hit."

It's all a matter of voltage. Some fucktards don't even know when they've been "hit."

It's alot like putting a frog in a boiling pot of water. If you toss a frog in a pot of boiling water, it'll jump right out. If you put the frog into a pot of tepid water, it'll stay there. If you slowly turn up the heat the stupid thing will stay in the pot until it's cooked.

It's like sex. Two people can diddle each other and think they aren't having it and before they know it,* somebody* isn't the same way as when they started out.

It officially ends with the popping of the bud. But up until then, technically, they are still a "noob."
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