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Old Feb 5th, 2004, 07:31 AM       
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$360/year = 3 bowls of rice a day :/

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Hey the least they can do is get them free ketchup, mustard and relish packets. (Oh, and maybe soy sauce ones too if their lucky)
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 10:46 AM       
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Old Feb 6th, 2004, 06:06 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 10:55 PM       
I haven't been to this thread in awhile, but i love you statik!
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
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Old Feb 20th, 2004, 01:36 AM       
Is it still a hunger strike if you use supplements?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 10:48 PM       
Is it still a hunger strike IF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?
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Old Feb 23rd, 2004, 10:50 PM       
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Christ, do vitamins offend you? Just asking a goddamn question.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 09:45 AM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 09:48 AM       
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 09:11 PM       
OH YEAH, WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL THAT I WIPE UP SPILLS WITH WHEN I EAT SPAGHETTI.
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Old Feb 24th, 2004, 11:33 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 11:38 AM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 12:19 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 12:29 PM       
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OH YEAH, WELL YOU'RE A FUCKING PAPER TOWEL THAT I WIPE UP SPILLS WITH WHEN I EAT SPAGHETTI.
...and you're kinda elongated penis.
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 05:41 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 06:31 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 06:36 PM       
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 08:52 PM       
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...and you're kinda elongated penis.
Let's break it down, now.

The elipses (...) is used to show omitted text, however, one shouldn't use it to start a sentence. What were you trying to say, mastar? And you're is broken down into you and are. The aposrophe (') is used to show omitted text. Also, "kinda" is not a real word. But let's just assume you meant "kind of." Now, let's read this and see if it makes sense.
(omitted text) and you are kind of elongated penis.

I'm baffled.

But still, you like to pee in your belly button. Then you put your finger in the hole and taste the pee-pee until it's all gone.
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 09:09 PM       
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Also, "kinda" is not a real word. But let's just assume you meant "kind of."
"Penis Mood (11/16/03): Ambitious, kinda elongated, warm, slight shade of red"

Thank you, Grammar God.
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 09:13 PM       
Oh dear, could you please point out where it is defined that a signature has to be a complete sentence or thought?
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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 09:16 PM       
What about posts on a seedy little message board? You know what I meant, wiseass. Also, I wasn't planning to have that published or anything.

Also, there's this...check it out...really...you silly elipses-loving person.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=3284

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...asc&start=3282
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 06:05 PM       
Aw, that's sad, you had time to do all that for me.

That second one works with the elipses because the omitted text is in the link, Hoss.


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What about posts on a seedy little message board? You know what I meant, wiseass.
Aw, you're taking it seriously because you have nothing to say. That's sad, too. You're just aggravated no one likes you yet. Aw, that's sad.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 03:44 PM       
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Aw, that's sad, you had time to do all that for me.
It didn't take that much time. You're just taking it seriously because you have nothing to say.

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That second one works with the elipses because the omitted text is in the link, Hoss.
Don't call me Hoss, Tex. If the omitted text is the link, then why not omit the link? You may be right, but you don't have to go lording over people with your superior grammatical wisdom. As long as you're lording, you should know not to end a clause with a preposition as you did when you called me a paper towel.

FYI: I meant to call you an elongated penis. Get that into your penis head. Penis.

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That's sad, too. You're just aggravated no one likes you yet. Aw, that's sad.
I didn't come to a website called I-Mockery for love and support, but thanks for the sympathy, I guess.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 03:48 PM       
That's right, Retro. teh_mastar! obviously came to lend his signature brand of humor to these bland, lifeless forums! Godspeed, teh_mastar!
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