You
Greek guy with long hair
Gg: Hi
You : Are you stealing my soap?
Gg : What you don't like my long greek hair?
You: What the hell does laundry soap have to do with your hair?
Gg : Did you know that my hair is washed many, many times each night?
You : Uh no...
Gg : I don't use usually use soap but since you have soap I will wash my clothes and keep you company
Gg : <greek guy play's with hair>