So I ran out of soap ...

[Anonymous]

Any other day I would be glad to start off this post with something like 'Just because of that one babysitter you had...'

But no. What if Kelly was? Then some guy you don't know on the internet got turned on because he thought a girl was talking about her privates, but it was really a guy.

Hilarious. And worthy of further wrecking the post curve and making me wish I had never made that fucking emoticon that every half-bit ree-ree thinks is naughty and includes liberally throughout their 'rowdy,' grammatically-frightening insight.