Watch me brag about my new apartment!

[Evil Robot]

Nevermind, aparently my credit rating is not satisfactory to rent a studio apartment. This just pisses me off since I live in a wealthy area. There are more wealthy people here who can easily afford the average $1500 rent that passes for moderacy around here than there are poor people. What kind of person did she expect to get after advertising an apartment for 1/3 the price of other apartments? And another thing that pisses me off is that I later spent about $190 for a subscription to Easyrent.com (pretty good listing though) to get the phone number for another apartment on the same lake only to find out it was the same phone number as the landord who turned me away.
Now I'm left with the choice of either
A) Living in what could only be described as "a crackhouse with a floor so crooked it induces vertigo and the roaches are so big they might steal your car"

B) A house share in a nice place but my roomate would be an anal retentive middle aged jewish lawyer who washes his hands 30 times a day.

C) move to my family vacation home in upstate New York which would cause conflict with the vacationers that we rent to during ski saeason who pretty much cover all the bills for the house for the whole year. Theres also the problem of finding a job in the most economicaly bullshit areas of the country.

I leave it upon you, fellow internet user who has a hard enough time making your own decisions, to influence mine.

PS Shut up metamn I refuse to spellcheck since you all get the gist of it.