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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 04:10 PM        TIME FOR SHAVING!
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 04:48 PM       
i only have to shave once a week and i am 19
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 05:02 PM       
Its me, i know i do. I haven't shaved in awhile.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 05:50 PM       
I don't have to......damn prepubecancy
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 06:11 PM       
Aren't you 16?
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
I shaved this mornin'.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 06:37 PM       
My hair grows in the wrong places. My neck is like a small animal, but my chin is bone dry.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 06:41 PM       
my boyfriend shaved my legs on saturday
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 06:49 PM       
I haven't shaved in about 2 weeks. If I had a digital camera or a scanner, I would take a few pictures and all that. But I don't have any of those, so too bad.

Edit: I should grow a Hitler mustache.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:13 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:15 PM       
I should kill Jews too.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:18 PM       
and you should never have posted on these boards, also died over 50 years ago
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:50 PM       
I try not to shave because it hurts. But girls and work hate that so I am always forced to.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:52 PM       
If it hurts, then you're not doing it right. Make sure you use a sharp razor and enough shaving cream.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:05 PM       
I use medicated cream that is supposed to decrease pain, and it does. And I use those fucking 12 dollar mach 3 razors... or used to. Now I am an electric man. And my pain is more of a prickle.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:06 PM       
Even when I use an electric shaver my neck gets all fucked up and stays red until the next time I have to shave.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
So grow a bear then. A beard sounds a hell of a lot better than a fucked up neck.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:14 PM       
you sissies should shave with one of these
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 09:57 PM       
I shaved my beard, now I can't recognize myself.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 10:00 PM       
Did nobody listen to Mockery? Use the cheapo lady leg-shaving razors. The pink ones. They work good.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 09:35 PM       
What would happen if we shaved Willie?
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 09:41 PM       
Willie would be sad. =(
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 09:42 PM       
He'd lose all his funny :samson
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