First off, Emu, you fucking suck up. You're pretty useless and stuff like a bird.
And if anyone decided so SHAVE THEIR PUBES, SHAVE DOWN! I'm on the swim team. I know.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?
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