More Presidential Hilarity!

[mburbank]

Y'all wan some ree-yubs wif dat? Shecks, this ain't no press confunce. I'm servin up ree-yubs. Don' chall know a photy oppatunity when y'all sees one now? Whats a fella gotta do , Stretch, hang up a ding dong banner says 'ree-yubs acompished'? Ony reason I'm here is so's you all press folks kin take a picture a me servin up ree-yubs so folks'll know I'm jess folks. That's what y'all here for, to git a nice damn homey image a me into folks minds, not worry 'em all up wif ding dang quessions 'bout what all I'm doing wif my presinency. Now y'all take some fuckin ree-yubs 'for i gotta gits one a my secet suvice boys ta whup your hyde.