Haha, many have suggested this "doopa is rog" theory in the past. Not sure I get the "facial hair" thing though... you can see there's quite a bit o' stubble in that animated adam's apple pic you posted. I'll often go a week without shaving and my face is then covered in hair. I just can't stand having a beard cuz it itches like crazy.
Anyway, here's some proof for ya regarding your "doopa is rog" theory... an low quality webcam photo from a while ago:
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