for any of you who are being shy/thinking you would not be cool enough: GET OVER IT AND COME HAVE FUN

despite my seeming asshole demeanor on these boards i am actually a big pussy and very accepting of other people due to low self esteem on my own part. i like a diversity of people because the mix of ideas and attitudes makes for great fun.
PLUS, who else would i have to tell my pants wetting, mexican whore squirting breast milk on me, kicking my boss in the ass, chasing a turd in the bathroom of the armoury of Parris Island, stories to?
no one can ruin one of my parties more than me, so you are all welcome to come and try
