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James James is offline
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James sucks
Old Feb 2nd, 2003, 11:24 PM       
Jumping into 3D was the most creative thing Nintendo's done. Everything else is just money-grubbing bullshit. They don't even try to be innovative and give people a real reason to buy their shit. Their tactics are similar to that of a car salesman.

"Well, you can get Legend of Zelda for Gamecube, but you're also going to want a GBA if you want to fully experience everything the game has to offer. That also means to need the adapter for that. And if you're going to get a GBA, you might as well get some games for it, like Super Mario Advance or Super Mario Advance 2. Oh, get Metroid Fusion too, which also links up to Metroid Prime. So get those both. And hey, might as well get that eReader, and some cards for it. And if you're getting the eReader, you might as well get some use out of it by getting Animal Crossing, which uses it. Oh, and there's a new GBA coming out, with backlighting, since we knew that people would buy the original, complain they couldn't see it, and then buy this new one. Oh, and if you wanna use headphones, you better buy this adapter. Oh, and buy Nintendo brand headphones too..."

JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAKE A GOD DAMN FUCKING GAME THAT HAS EVERYTHING IT HAS TO FUCKING OFFER ACTUALLY IN THE FUCKING GAME. DON'T MAKE US PAY ANOTHER $300 JUST SO WE CAN UNLOCK A "NEW" FEATURE THAT MAKES UP ONE-TWENTIETH OF THE OVERALL GAME, IF IT EVEN HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE OVERALL GAME.
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