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Old Feb 25th, 2004, 12:12 PM       
my cat is a lazy ungreatful creature. It just lays around all day and sleeps and shits in the house that I have to bust my ass everyday to keep and it eats the food that I have to rat-race to walmart and haul all the way back for it.

If that isnt convenient enough for kitty, I also scoop up all its shit and piss into a little platic bag that I am responsible for disposing of. If you as me, I think hes got it all figured out. Hes not living in captivity, hes living in luxury with a personal man-slave.
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