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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 12:47 AM        I am your new leader. join me I like you i won't kill you
I am a religous leader. Follow my teachings please. I am a cultural personality. stop wasting your time and join me. I will not harm you I will not kill you I will not like you.
Join my ship and recieve a free TV with proof of purchase i have heartburnr. help me help you help god . I must cleanse you with my holy seman.
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 01:03 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 01:06 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 07:08 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 11:35 AM       
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Hi your name is mesobe, I will put you on my mailing list. You will recieve free offers and discount savings on perscriptions from Mexico while under control of my church. I love you, God loves you, and I will not harm you.
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 11:46 AM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 12:31 PM       
dont buy it. he will make you drink poison

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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 12:54 PM       
No, there is no poison. I will not ask you to drink poison. I will ask that you send me your 401k (canadians just send me all your money since it's worthless anyway). "Church of the Tax Shelter" will also require power of attorney and a physical examanation will be performed by me, the Minister of Physicians of the church.
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 01:29 PM       
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[center:32179bd03e]I AM YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR.[/center:32179bd03e]
[center:32179bd03e](That means I will save you money with BIG SAVINGS!)[/center:32179bd03e]
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 02:05 PM       
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 04:16 PM       
Can followers earn frequent believer miles towards a place in the higher spiritual plane?
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
No, but there will be plenty of year end cash back bonuses.
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 07:51 PM       
Tell them you have a bomb...
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 08:12 PM       
Im planning your assination, Evil Robot
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 08:16 PM       
Evil Robot, there is no god. You know why? I just killed him.

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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
wow. i wish i was as funny as meatman. damn...
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Old Feb 26th, 2004, 08:22 PM       
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Can I plan the assassination?
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 01:14 PM        .
Evil Robot, I am always ready to serve the cause, but in return for my services I ask only two things, one that I have a heart shaped candy box filled with semtex and sarrin gas with a velcro backing so it makes it easy to strap to my chest.

And the second thing I wish for is the skin of Martha Stewart filled with candy and diamonds so I can have a fun filled Cinco De Mayo.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:32 PM       
I opted for the George Bush pinyata (sp?) myself.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 06:35 PM       
There will be no explosives distributed by the church. Thats not what "Church of the Tax Shelter" focuses on. You will, however, have plenty of money left over after you SAVE BIG MONEY SAVINGS AT LOW LOW PRICES to purchase many explosives. We offer discounts on everything from Blue Cross medical insurance to coupons that can be used to buy oranges from street vendors.
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
May I purchase large quantities of marijuana from the tax shelter church?
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Old Feb 28th, 2004, 11:34 PM       
Based upon the current interested members, I don't think I would want to join this under-selective community.
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 02:18 AM       
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Old Feb 29th, 2004, 03:03 AM       
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