Sly to Produce Reality TV Boxing Series

[Zbu Manowar]

Mark Burnett must be stopped. What the fuck is this loser doing, hanging with Has-Beens and giving them another shot at the limelight. So far, the only bit of useless reality I've gotten from that damn Trump show is that Trump's hair looks like a retard cut it with a near-empty zippo. Seriously, the asshole needs money if he expects to get his end off.

Now he's courting Stallone by making the reality TV version of Rocky V? Here's an idea: how about Stallone just goes back to living in luxury and forgetting about ever doing another movie again. Lord knows I don't need this show to be considered a hit so the next season he can start retreading his past failures via reality TV. Do any of you want to see Over the Top: The Series? Or perhaps the immortal Stop Or My Mom Will Shit?

Or maybe a retread of Rambo III where Rambo wins Afghani freedom, then ices them all down with an M-60. Or did I ruin his next attempt to prove to everyone he's still living?