A flash of anger is a bad sign, right?

[Matt Harty]

Yeah just listen to it instead of being offended by it. Maybe you can make something out of your sorry excuse for a social life.

[The One and Only...]

Oh, I could make something out of my social life if I really wanted to.

Step 1: Say something to her.

Everything else would fall in place.

I just need to get over my anxiety attacks. Yes, I call them attacks. Sometimes, if I'm thinking romantic thoughts, I sneeze. And my hands get all sweaty. Get past that, and it's an open road.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

JUST WHIP OUT THAT GODDAMN SCHLONG, SHE WILL BE DOWN ON HER KNEES :ROLLSEYESSOMUCHTHEYFALLOUT

[Matt Harty]

Your little problems don't have shit on Anxiety Attacks.

Anyways, I thought she was over you. You went from looking at this girl every so often, to her once liking you, to her liking you while she had a boyfriend and you spending time with her.


Lies...

[The One and Only...]

Had you read my original thread (I think it was titled I'm pissed at myself or something of the sort), you would have realized that what I'm telling you is consistent.

As for spending time with her, when did I say that? I wouldn't say being shuffled into a line and being randomly alloted to her as an escort and for the first dance is "spending time". Fifteen minutes, maybe.

If you want to talk about recent happenings, there are two minor things I've noticed, but I don't think they mean very much.

[Matt Harty]

DO TELL! :COFFEE

[The One and Only...]

Well... one time I was walking behind her, and her friend came up and looked back at me. The friend sorta smiled, and then the girl I'm interested in looked back at me once or twice. I could have swown that I heard my name when they were talking to one another, too. I realized that they thought I was following them, so I broke away into the mass of people at my school. After all, I didn't want to give them the impression that I was stalking her.

The only other thing that deserves mention is that she sat down with her friend at a seat adjacent to mine in the one class I have with her. She said "Hi", but I didn't press for a conversation. Anyway, I would later be moved to another seat because some asshole started acting up and the teacher wanted to see him better.

Oh... and the day before last, one of the guys in a group I was talking with (smacked or lightly kicked? I can't remember) her ass. They started pointing fingers and made me the scapegoat. I denied it and that doesn't have anything to do with her liking me, but I feel like abusing the emoticon.

[Matt Harty]

You know it's not a good for girls to think your following them, right?

The only other thing that deserves mention is that she sat down with her friend at a seat adjacent to mine in the one class I have with her. She said "Hi", but I didn't press for a conversation.

You shouldn't need to "press" for anything... you should at least have said "hi". After that if she has the least bit of interest in you she might talk to you. But you'll say she was busy with her friend.

[Perndog]

Do you have any idea how pathetic it is to a) remember all of these little situations, b) analyze them, and c) post them on a message board where just about no one likes you, whether you were prompted to or not?

[Big Papa Goat]

LAISSEZ FAIRE DATING, JUST LOOK THROUGH HER WINDOW WHILE SHE'S CHANGING AND JERK OFF WITH YOUR INVISIBLE HAND

/artificial artificialbrandon

[The One and Only...]

No, I'll say that I said "Hi." But I didn't go any further than that.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

You know it's not a good for girls to think your following them, right?

Why do you think I deliberately moved away from them?

It was the smiling that got me.

[Matt Harty]

It just doesn't seem like she's interested, even as friends.

[Terra]

Don't obsess over it now. Don't over analyze every little thing that went on (and subsequently *didn't* happen). Let it go. There might be some other girl that is looking your way and your missing out on everything.

Everything tends to work out. One way or another.

[Matt Harty]

You always have your giant penis to talk to.

[AChimp]

I doubt that. Every boy gawks at her. Hell, compared to most of the guys, I'm mild mannered: after all, I don't talk to her.

Yeah, you're the creepy nerdboy that gawks at her.

Having her friends tell you that she secretly likes you is nothing but horseshit. Even if it did happen, they were just setting you up to be embarrassed in one of those classic junior high "no I won't touch you for a dollar" moments.

[Helm]

AFTER ALL, I DIDN'T WANT TO GIVE THEM THE IMPRESSION THAT I WAS STALKING HER.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Terra

There might be some other girl that is looking your way and your missing out on everything.

I know that. I could probably give you a couple names, too...

For the most part, though, I don't really want to have much to do with them. Except one, perhaps, but that's a longshot anyway.

[kellychaos]

< OAO Jumps into a phone booth and ... moments later ... emerges as ... tadaaaaa! SUPER PENIS >

[Terra]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Except one, perhaps, but that's a longshot anyway.

Well, sounds to me as if you might want to cultivate that one.

If you don't take a chance, you won't stand a chance.

[theapportioner]

Yeah. Listen to her. And it might help to down a few shots of scotch beforehand.

[The One and Only...]

Meh. I think I have less of a chance with her than the other one.

She's just a friendly sophomore. There really isn't very much going on that I can tell.

Although I have to admit, she's the first girl I've met that actually crawled up to me for help.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Dude, fuck her in the ass. If you don't, you'll regret ir for the rest of your life, just like you regret blowing off that chick who liked you but doesn't anymore because you're a shitless fuck.

[maggiekarp]

There's this rather hot guy at my school who plays the guitar alot. He aready has a girlfriend, though, and I'm not cute. However, often times he will be kissy kissy with her on the stairs, but he'd turn and say, "Hiya Maggie!" I'd say hey, and he'd continue with his gf.

THe moral: Yes, fuck her in the ass. Especially if she isn't looking.

[Helm]

I like maggiekarp. Anyone who endorses rectal violation on grounds of generic teen angst is ok by me.