Haiti, Bush, Next Big Mess

[mburbank]

Duvalier is now actively talking about returning to Haiti. I wonder if he'd be interested in buying a democratic election?

Seriously, we could talk to him and get him to agree to do things the way we want them done in Haiti the way we want them done, and then we could buy him an election. That way we'd have our own pet dictator on the throne and be supporting democracy at the same time, which seems like a win win to me. Plus, dictators we prop up never turn against us. We've been very lucky that way.