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James · #1

When the girl you're basically in love with tells you about the mind-blowing sex she has with her boyfriend.

Anyone wanna just kill me, please?

camacazio · #2

If you're talking about Up_shut, get over it.

The One and Only... · #3

It's good to have threads like this. It makes me feel better about myself.

camacazio · #4

I'd rather kill OAO.

FartinMowler · #5

Okay it's time for fartinmowlers metaphores

James is like a banana...but instead of eating it she grabs it and squeezes it until it's all over her hand and say's "are you gonna get me a tissue or what"?

rainbowbrite · #6

my girlfriend has told me about her past experiences before. it made me sick. i felt like tracking those guys down.

James · #7

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Originally Posted by camacazio

If you're talking about Up_shut, get over it.

It's not. Thankfully, Up_Shut is a great girl, with the common decency to not really go into explicit detail about her sex life. Unless it's with me.

Fartin's metaphor sounds about right.

wreckreation · #8

She's probably lying about it all since it is online. Feel any better?

AChimp · #9

I think you should rape her, James. And then demand that she make you a sandwich.

Jixby Phillips · #10

rape

Royal Tenenbaum · #11

I bet he gets her so hot that she cums like 10 times. :/

James · #12

Remember when Wreck used to be cool? Now he's like the male version of Lotida.

Dole · #13

He just has old poster anger/resentment/kill-all-these-fucks-that-are- here-now syndrome, like many of us have.

And it could have been worse James, she could have had a web cam set up and be showing you 'look at the great sex I'm having with someone who isn't you'.

Protoclown · #14

So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?

FartinMowler · #15

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So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?

Scratch and sniff

kellychaos · #16

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Originally Posted by Protoclown

So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?

Hiiii James, my name is Courtney:

If you want to watch me have sex with your best friend from the sixth grade, click on Gallery #1.

If you want to watch me have sex with the retarded boy down the street, press Gallery #2.

If you want to watch me have sex with your high school wood shop teacher, press Gallery #3.

... and so on.

Schimid · #17

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Originally Posted by Protoclown

So have you met this girl you're in love with, or have you only seen a picture?

haha james sure is a virgin right guys!

CaptainBubba · #18

Instead of bitching why dont you read up on oral sex or male kegel excersices so that when you finally get a signifigant other you'll be able to make her torture her intelectual whore with details of your prowess in bed.

OR IS THIS A REALLY ELABORATE JOKE THAT NONE OF US GET YET??? :o

Jixby Phillips · #19

dude you all gotta read this http://www.laddertheory.com/

imported_Hollycaust · #20

wow this thread is so without suck

NO OFFENSE JAMES!

rainbowbrite · #21

thanks for changing your avatar CaptainBubba. now i can look at this message board at school and not have to worry about the teacher walking by and seeing your huge wang.

wait...thats Cap'n Crunch