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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
"Masturbation leads to backpacking"
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 05:28 PM       
Masturbation leads to orgasm and thusly semen discharge.

And sometimes blood if you do it in the shower and use that soap with the little hard balls in it that get in your p-hole and cut the inside of your dick.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 07:04 PM       
A guy told a pretty gal like you that he doesn't want to have sex as often as possible? I see two possibilites, either he's trying to find an excuse to break up with you, and any would do so he chose to be on the moral highground by saying that, or you're fucking terrible at it.
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Old Feb 28th, 2003, 11:48 PM       
Have you actually established punkgrrrlie10 is "pretty"? I mean, she might be a chunkster. :/
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 12:20 AM       
You need to check the post yer pic thread.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 11:35 AM       
I did, and you're right, she is attractive. Her boyfriend is a stupid, stupid man.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 03:36 PM       


Things seem to be better now. Perhaps he was just PMSing. WTF is wrong with guys?
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 03:44 PM       
Perhaps you're just a selfish lover!
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 03:56 PM       
He said it was b/c we rarely had time to spend together and he was missing me . So whenever we saw each other, we would watch a movie, go straight for the sex and fall asleep.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 08:25 PM       
That would be an awesome date.
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 11:07 PM       
SO DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE NOT GONNA COME FUCK MY BRAINS OUT NOW OR WHAT?
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Old Mar 1st, 2003, 11:30 PM       
Perhaps if he goes crazy again to the point of dumping me. . You are far away though.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2003, 01:58 AM       
Don't be surprised if Proto shows up on your doorstep wearing only a large bow.
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Old Mar 2nd, 2003, 11:40 AM       
Were you?
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Old Mar 3rd, 2003, 03:47 PM       
Quick! Dump him before he gets another chance to do it first
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