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MY PENIS IS 7" LONG 5 16.13%
MY PENIS IS 99' LONG 2 6.45%
I HAVE A SIX INCH TONGUE AND CAN BREATHE THROUGH MY EARS 3 9.68%
I OWN A PHONEBOOK 12 38.71%
Penis, eh? Well I have to say that is the cleverest thing I've heard all week! 2 6.45%
Polls suck. LIKE A PRO LAWL 7 22.58%
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Old Mar 6th, 2004, 10:17 PM       
He's not meeting me and I have no plans to have sex with him IRL. But...

Man, he talks about how he'd like to meet me, how he might come and visit some day, and how he feels like I'm the one... and it's just... very bleh. Very very bleh. I think I've known him a little less than a year.

Really I'm a bit concerned I might trick him into having sex with me, if we happened to meet. I know I'd probably never do that so casually, but ya never know...

Me: So, wanna have sex?
Him: Sure. AW DAMMIT YOU TRICKED ME!

Atleast that's how my mom got my dad.

Maybe I'm just worrying too much? "OMG O/L RELATIONSHIP WE'LL HAVE TEH SECKS AND ILL BE PREGNANT OMG"


-edit-Why is no one answering the poll?
-editedit- Yeah, I'm definately over-thinking it.
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