Mr. Rogers

[James]

OK, let's review.

12 hours before you pranced onto the boards that day, there was already a thread started (coincidentally, by me). But since you were too busy writing Noel and Liam Gallagher slash fiction, you can't be bothered to check more than 3 forums on here at any time. On top of that, it never even dawned on you that news about one of the greatest entertainers for children's television passing away, which was announced almost at the beginning of the day, wouldn't already be discussed somewhere on here.

So then you come by, and ignorantly post your little thread. You get put in your place, and you throw a hissyfit because someone proved to you (once again) how much of a worthless shit you are. Not just on these boards, but in life. Somewhere, there's a Mack truck just waiting to plow into you, not unlike the way you plow into you imaginary girlfriend, who you base your entire purpose and superiority on.

Face it, little boy. You are a stupid twit, and I just happened to point it out to you countless times. Now I think it's time you went running off to your room again, turn off all the lights, and cry while writing the next chapter of your Oasis homo story.