Basing upon the look of his page I can tell he hasn't been around much. And I have some time to burn, so
since you don't seem to know what one looks like goatboy, here is an example of a terrible personal page. Keep in mind that I am only providing some help to someone who
desperately needs it.
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Welcome to my awesome Webpage!!
This is my site where everything ROCKS. I will put pictures I have made here and do reviews on how much I like Starwars. Becoming great times is just half the battle round here mortals, please enjoy ur stay and have a good time and enjoy yourself.
If you like starwarse click
here.
If you like my pics email me
here.
If you wanna be my girlfriend send me yours pix so I can tell you yes or no (lol)
Link to me!! If you don't I will kill off your head with my light saber!! LoL!
If you don't like my site than screw you!!!
Thats all I have for now check back soon
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After you have constructed a similar page, make sure to never update it for at least 16 months; after said time had passed you will add a few more images, and then talk about your life as if you have millions of fans that have been wondering what happened to you and have been regularly visiting your totally rad page.
When all of this has taken place I garauntee people will be buying your cool stuff (all of which have nothing at all to do with your site) faster than cafepress can produce 'em.
Good luck.
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