El Presidente

[DamnthatDavid]

No Bubsy, you ain't "cool"
You ain't even neat.

If people came up to you and said straight out "Bubsy, you are cool" then you could call yourself cool.
If people even said, "Hey Bubsy, that post was cool"
You could still get away with calling yourself cool.
If you let out an aura of coolness, you could call yourself cool.

But you have no Aura, and no one has EVER mentioned cool within ANY posts that are directed to you.

What you are getting, in general is alot of:
Usless, Unfunny, Idiotic, Annoying, and Vacuumish. (sucky)