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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 06:34 PM        I broke my biological clock
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It took only 10 years of abuse and that piece of crap is all screwed up

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Old Mar 9th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
My previous employer used to take estrogen shots once a monce after she had a hysterectomy. For some reason she felt I needed to know this.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:05 AM       
Anotherwards, take estrogen shots.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:39 AM       
Mine is flashing 12:00 and it's driving me crazy.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:44 AM       
pfft, women.

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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 12:47 AM       
Jeanette already has a boyfriend. She met him on match.com!
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 08:19 AM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 08:29 AM       
Yeah, whatever Chojin. He met her.
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 09:09 AM       
Wait... Pox is a girl?
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 09:37 AM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2004, 04:13 PM       
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Mine is flashing 12:00 and it's driving me crazy.
That means that Jeanette will get the seks at least twice a day.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 12:46 AM       
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Wait... Pox is a girl?
or course, how else could I be so good at cooking?
give me your address and I'll send you some samples.

estrogen tastes kinda like lemon juice
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 08:52 AM       
That last sentence kinda makes it unclear just what kind of samples you're talking about.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 03:58 PM       
Mystery wrapped in an enigma.
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Old Mar 11th, 2004, 11:52 PM       
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Mystery wrapped in an enigma.
You are a moron wrapped in an ignorance.
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Old Mar 12th, 2004, 04:10 PM       
You're a dickhead wrapped in a pussy.
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