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Asspunch McGruf
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: !GNODAB
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Mar 13th, 2004, 02:31 PM
Jumproping is but one of the many uses.
For instance, I've found that I can water a garden with it (though, the garden never seems to stay alive), use it as a MacGyver-ish improvised cat-o'-nine-tails (minus eight tails), and give people the line "What are YOU staring at?" without actually looking directly at them.
However, it overjoys me that the community finds such happiness doubledutching with my enormous phallus. Perhaps when they get older and it has outlived that use, I will rent myself out to the fire department for a nominal fee.
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