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MY PENIS IS 7" LONG 5 16.13%
MY PENIS IS 99' LONG 2 6.45%
I HAVE A SIX INCH TONGUE AND CAN BREATHE THROUGH MY EARS 3 9.68%
I OWN A PHONEBOOK 12 38.71%
Penis, eh? Well I have to say that is the cleverest thing I've heard all week! 2 6.45%
Polls suck. LIKE A PRO LAWL 7 22.58%
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Old Mar 13th, 2004, 07:42 PM       
Things to do With Penis
-Wear as a necktie
-Conduct Traffic
-Go to the ghetto and have black girls jump rope with it
-Use as a cane
-Use as a lasso and herd cattle with it
-Have a nice mustache
-Walk pets
-Wipe a loved ones tear
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