Caption Governor Steroid

[Command Prompt]

"Man am I glad I'm a white, eastern european from a prominant austrian family, otherwise all the shit I've done probably wouldn't of worked out for me"

or

"Man, I'm a compete hardcore womanizer, I admitted to heavy drug use, my father was a SS commander for Hitler, the man I've mentioned to admire on many occasions, and I STILL got voted in governor! You ******s don't know how great this white thing is until you've tried it! Whoops! Oh well, they'll love me anyway! A HA HAHA HAHAHAHAH HA"