THE NEVER ENDING STORY!

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... realized it was all a dream.

However, Bob and Al decided that big pecs WERE the way to go. However, years of candy eating have left their various muscles in varying states of atrophy. Gathering that exercise would be a monumental overtaking, they broke open all their piggy banks, checked under all their mattresses, and emptied all their savings accounts to go get pectoral implants. Looking in the phone book, they picked out a surgeon at random and finally decided on the well known Dr. Doogie Howser, whose name appears here because this has become a "throw in some pop-culture reference, no matter how obscure" thread.

Heading to Dr. Howser's office, with a shine in their eyes and dreams of bigger pectoral muscles, they...