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Old Mar 17th, 2004, 10:21 PM       
A good way to see if they are flirting with you is to tell them that you can rapid fire your own jizz in your mouth on command. If they don't say anything it means they want hot heavy sex with you. Now.

If they smile at you, then it means they want you to watch them have sex.

If they look grossed out it means you've made a big mistake, zip your average 7" dick back up 'cause they were looking at the guy behind you who is reputed as having an average 9" dick.

If they haven't done any of that shit they aren't flirting with you at all and you should maybe start another thread about mistaken ques or rejection or something like that.
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