You be the president-- choose your cabinet

[Bennett]

Vice President: Punky Brewster
Department of Agriculture: Snoop Dogg
Department of Commerce: Ron Popeil
Department of Defense: Matthew Broderick
Department of Education: Vickie from Small Wonder
Department of Energy: Soundwave
Department of Health & Human Services: Dr. Mindbender
Department of Homeland Security: Orkin man
Department of HUD: Bob Vila
Department of the Interior: Thom from Queer Eye
Department of Justice: Judge Reinhold
Department of Labor: Lavar Burton
Department of State: Ameet Upadhya (because he beat me in the 5th grade spelling bee)
Department of Transportation: Astrotrain
Department of the Treasury: the guy with the questionmark suit
Department of Veteran Affairs: Cap'n Crunch
EPA: Manimal
Office of Management and Budget: Mr. Belvedere
Office of National Drug Control Policy: Corey Haim and Corey Feldman
U.S. Trade Rep.: Spike (from the Mott's commercial)
Chief of Staff: Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson

Sub-cabinet:

Natl. Security Advisor: Larvell Jones
Press Secretary: Mahoney
CIA Director: Tackleberry
FBI Director: Hightower
Senior Advisor: Commandant Eric Lasard
Federal Reserve Board: Sweetchuck