This is for the Union supporters

[Ronnie Raygun]

"scab (n)
a) A worker who refuses membership in a labor union.
b) An employee who works while others are on strike; a strikebreaker.
c) A person hired to replace a striking worker."

I don't work for a union.

A union does not exist in my dept.

There is NO union to refuse. So that marks out "a" and "b".

I wasn't hired to replace a striking worker. So that marks out "c".

Conclusion: Chimp is wrong again.