Oh Fartin...

[Supafly345]

Not particularly skilled at making insults, Fartin panics when he is outsmarted by one or more peoples over ten years younger than he. But being the hoe-totin' lawn-mowlin' agricultural-savvy soldier of the soil that he is, our senior peer plays his trump card that all rednecks in a fury use, and calls somebody else a redneck.
Now just because I am a complete fucking idiot, it looks to me that Fartin has a strong foundation for these monotonous attacks, and I just hope I will continue to be spared from his angst. Regardless that I am still skeptical that being called a cow tipper should be considered offensive.