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Old Mar 23rd, 2004, 08:56 AM       
Jixby is more amazing.

I'm Flattered yet repulsed and somewhat keenly observant of the fact that I'm not sure why I'm tingly and fuzzy yet excited albeit sometimes I feel like I'm Boogies high school wrestling couch that doesn't really want to grapple with him in front of all his freinds because his mom bought him shorts two sizes two small :/

(Don't be a Doofus Sadie everybody has a crush on you) except me because I'm married and have two kids and the crushing blow that I will never have sex with a different woman again unless she dies and by that time I will be really old and my wiener will look like an ear from a botched penis enlarging surgery that will become popular in the future because it can be done at home




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