How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[James]

Originally Posted by AChimp

I was talking to Perndog, but while we're on the topic of you again, why do you worry about this so much? There's something called TRYING TOO HARD.

I'm apparently not trying hard enough, because in the end, I'm always just a friend who gets disposed of.

Stop trying to fight with me, and give me some tips. None of this "just be yourself" or "stop worrying about it" or "James is a faggot." I want guaranteed tips to get girls to fucking want me so bad, they carve my name into their wrists and pull their hair out if they haven't talked to me in almost 3 hours.