How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by Terra

It's not hard to see why the women are just queuing up to your front door, James.

First of all, the ferret has great advice. You ought to just fucking take the advice from a "woman" for once in your miserable fucking existence. You might actually get further on down the road in the romantic vector, that is if you can get over yourself long enough to acknowledge the fact it just MIGHT take some sensitivity on your part to do so. The very fact that you want to "trick" somebody into liking you has all the ingredients of a Jerry Seinfeld farce. This is psychology gone berserk.

What women really REALLY like is somebody who is sensitive, caring and tender. THIS is the big mystery. From these three traits ALL good things flow.

But you probably will never get it. Your idea of making love to a woman is to beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat and then assfucking her into a coma. In some cultures that might be fine but your in the wrong hemisphere for that shit.

cough BULLSHIT cough

It's true, women do REALLY like somebody who is sensitive, caring, and tender. Who will listen to them talk about their problems with their BOYFRIENDS.

Terra and all other girls, listen to me. You give poor dorks like James serious emotional problems by feeding them this sort of stuff. Every lonely teenage boy who doesn't have the skills to play the game built in asks people like you for help and you just give him a good shove farther in the wrong direction.

Yes, sensitivity and caring are important in a relationship. But there has to BE a relationship first. Ever hear (or say) the phrase, "you're so sweet, but I just don't like you like that"? For a male to be successful with women, he needs them to like him "like that" first and worry about sensitivity afterward. Women LIKE tenderness but they are not ATTRACTED to it, and the lonely guys need to figure out what women are ATTRACTED to in order to get anywhere. Women are ATTRACTED to challenges (he doesn't seem to like me, but I'll make him notice me!), risks (he's kind of dangerous, and that turns me on!), and confidence (he doesn't seem like he needs a woman, but I'll change his mind!).

When girls and boys start noticing each other when they're kids, what to they do? Tease each other. The nice guys stop by the time they get to high school because they're taught how women "want" to be treated. The guys who get laid in high school just keep acting the same way with girls they did in sixth grade.

Okay, I'm done.