How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[The One and Only...]

If Pern's criteria were correct, I should be getting pelted with pussy.

challenges (he doesn't seem to like me, but I'll make him notice me!)

I rarely put forth any effort in getting a girl, even when I think I have a decent chance.

risks (he's kind of dangerous, and that turns me on!)

Half the people in my grade think I'm going to kill all of them because of the music that I listen to. It doesn't get much more "dangerous" than that.

confidence (he doesn't seem like he needs a woman, but I'll change his mind!)

Considering that I'm a loner by nature, I barely appear to need anyone, let alone a woman by my side.

I'm also something of a cold fish, which knocks sensitivity out of the ball park. Top it off with my uber-cock, attractiveness, and intelligence, and I should be the alpha male.

But I'm not.

Now, granted, I do know some sophomores who appear somewhat interested, and I've noticed the occasional glances from freshmen in the hallways, but that's it. No girlfriend - no nothing.

So, Pern, how do you explain my case?