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Originally Posted by Pelted with pussy
If Pern's criteria were correct, I should be getting pelted with pussy.
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challenges (he doesn't seem to like me, but I'll make him notice me!)
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I rarely put forth any effort in getting a girl, even when I think I have a decent chance. |
You have to get her attention first, champ, and be interesting enough for her to be bothered by your indifference.
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risks (he's kind of dangerous, and that turns me on!)
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Half the people in my grade think I'm going to kill all of them because of the music that I listen to. It doesn't get much more "dangerous" than that.
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Listening to even the most obscene death metal does not qualify as dangerous. Getting in fights, breaking rules, or if you want to skip that route (I do), being (or seeming) unreliable/unpredictable, having dangerous hobbies, etc.
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confidence (he doesn't seem like he needs a woman, but I'll change his mind!)
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Considering that I'm a loner by nature, I barely appear to need anyone, let alone a woman by my side.
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Loner = shy. Shy = antithesis of confident.
Guy who talks to the girls freely, easily, and casually = confident.
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I'm also something of a cold fish, which knocks sensitivity out of the ball park. Top it off with my uber-cock, attractiveness, and intelligence, and I should be the alpha male.
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Girls like sex or at least sexiness. Cold fish or someone who doesn't care about sex at all = icky nerd. Balance, dude.
At your age, intelligence means nothing to girls, except the ugly ones. And physical attractiveness only matters until you open your mouth; there are lots of ugly guys out there who get laid constantly.
Did I explain your case well enough?
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