How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[Perndog]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

I do get their attention. I don't know how, but I do get it.

Then take heed of the "be interesting" part, and not in a weird nerdly freaky way.

That doesn't explain the killings that people suspect of me.

If you don't get the difference between the good kind of dangerous and the creepy kind, you're an utterly lost cause. If people even jokingly suspect you of killings, you are the creepy kind and this is an enormous obstacle to your love life. Trust me.

Umm... no. Loner as in people annoy the shit out of me.

I do talk to girls freely, easily, and casually. I just don't go out of my way to do it.

If people annoy the shit out of you, why are you so interested in picking up a girl?

And if any of your threads about reading signals were serious, all indications are that you do not talk to girls easily and casually or at least do not give that appearance. If we get that impression over the Internet, you can bet the ladies get it in person.

[quote]I don't think you understand what I meant by cold fish. I don't display many emotions, but that doesn't mean I don't care about sex.[/quote}

I understood perfectly. You don't outwardly display that you are interested in sex. From your self-description, regardless of what's going on in your head, you act more like a walking corpse than a vibrant, exciting, and attractive male. "Cold fish" is never a descriptor that can be seen in a positive light, and if you can apply it to yourself, your problem should be too obvious to need anyone's advice.

You're in high school. Watch the jocks. If you want to get laid, act like them. If you want an intelligent, interesting female companion, it's not hard to make friends with girls. If you want a worthwhile companion who will also have sex with you, don't even bother trying until you get to college. It'll take more time than you have before graduation to change your attitude, let alone your rapidly crystallizing reputation. My personality changed somewhere around 10th grade but the girls at my school always hung on to their impression of me from 7th grade (they still do, which is why I don't try and date girls I went to high school with). That's how it works.