How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[whoreable]

I understood perfectly. You don't outwardly display that you are interested in sex. From your self-description, regardless of what's going on in your head, you act more like a walking corpse than a vibrant, exciting, and attractive male. "Cold fish" is never a descriptor that can be seen in a positive light, and if you can apply it to yourself, your problem should be too obvious to need anyone's advice.

wow that totally describes me