THE NEVER ENDING STORY!

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...they closed their eyes, shook their heads, counted to three, took their Prozac, and opened their eyes... LO AND BEHOLD! NOTHING! It had all been just a paranoid delusion!

But they still had wanted to get their snazzy pectoral implants. Upon going to Dr. Howser's office, he put them under the knife right away, when suddenly...

...Jilly started screaming like a little girl! Dr. Howser had forgotten to use anaestetic!

Storming out of the office with half a pec implant, Jilly decided it'd be best to go home and reflect on the day's events, telling Bob that he'd see him tomorrow.

As Jilly drifted to sleep...

...he shrieked again! You KNOW you cannot have major surgery without getting even so much as a stitch without it hurting like a BITCH when you lay on it!

His neighbors woke up, including the insane General Maximoff, who lived next door. Pulling out his insanely huge rocket launcher and spouting endless words of hate and Russian propaganda, he...