How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[Helm]

Slinky seriously now, it is in everybody's best interest in you give up and agree with everyone in this thread that women dig jerks, ok? 'Cause this whole girls are nice and they like people's eyes and smile and be talkative girls like that it doesn't matter if your flesh looks like it's made out of fossilized feces thing you're trying to pull off is freaky and it doesn't work and it scares me, ok? Women are put on this earth to turn us down and fuck our friends and generally torment us. THIS IS AN ESTABLISHED FACT. EVERYBODY THINKS SO. STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!