What lethal ninja weapon would you like to master?

[Anonymous]

No seriously, fartinmowler, I mean wreck!

See, I asked her if she inherited any ninja abilities, and she said that I was bringing up an offensive stereotype of Japanese people. I tried to downplay my faux pas by saying that I thought she was Korean, but that only made things worse. In the end, she threw a pencil into my brain, and the graphite helped me come up with the idea for the Gen Bo.