How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[Helm]

Anyway Helm what are you worrying about you're yummy and have long hair.

FOSSILIZED FECES SKIN!

Besides, I was joking. I don't really think that women are inherently evil and are put on this earth just to torment us. I just think they smell. Bad. And I like it. Nothing gets the juices flowing better than smelly hairy armpits and viginal secretions. Periods!. . I made a joke.