Hey Fucktards I made a play!

[Anonymous]

Hi! Did you like the sold out smash Fucktard Club? Well now you can own the fuckin' soundtrack with all your favorite songs!

Like DJ Potatoe's love ballad to DamnthatDavid!

DJ Potatoe: Fucktard Retard you're the only one
The only one who swallows all my cum
For fun
DamnthatDavid don't you suck too fast
Don't do it like you did it in the past
Make it last

Make it LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSST!

CHORUS
AND YOU'RE SWALLOWING!
ALL MY MY JIZZ TONIGHT!
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M MR. RIGHT!
It'll be on your your face tonight...

Like that shit? Well we got more for you fucktards! Here's Spectre X and Liquidstatik's duet!

Spectre X: Oh I am the very model of modern inbred fucktard, I've been ass fucked from my dad to a crippled fuckin' retard!

liquidstatik: What always?

Spectre X: YES ALWAYS! Because I like it so muuuuuuuuuch!

liquidstatik: Well even the fucktard here has said it
And it's duely to his credit
He remains a fucktard bitch
He remain a FUCKTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD bitch!

And yes you'll even get the solo by Mr. Vagiclean!

Mr. Vagiclean: Oh I don't know what you heard about me
But I don't like fuckin' pussy
I'm not just a fag you see
I'm a Mothafuckin' T-A-R-D!

Well that's all you fucktard get a sample of! If you want the rest order The Fucktard Club Soundtrack now from Evil Empire Enterprise! We demand your fuckin' Green!

EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES
Just because it sucks, doesn't mean it won't sell!