april's fool day

[Geggy]

hey guys i know it's a little bit early to be telling you this but i just came up with the bestest prank to pull on april's fools day. here goes...

hey, i have a joke for you.



april's fool!

lol lol ain't that the bestest? i'm going to use it on my co workers and friends all day on april's fools day and it's going to be the bestest! buy buy!!

[Spastic Colon]

I'm not gonna do anything special on April fools day. BUT, I am going to make a giant chocolate cross for Easter. I'm gonna walk around all day and smash eggs and vermin with my mace of Christ.

[Jixby Phillips]

I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYBODY THAT ITS NOT REALLY APRIL FOOLS, THEN I'M GOING WHEN ITS NOT APRIL FOOLS I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE ITS NOT REALLY ARIP FOOLS

[Anonymouse]

On April Fools I'm going to tell people that they are idiots.

[executioneer]

on april fools i'm going to get druink and wait for the ball to drop

-willie

[Rev. Danno]

I'm doing what willy's doing, and I'm makeing Wreck do it too...

[ted-core]

on April Fools, I get to spend the whole day in court for some stupid ass ticket... hooray!

[FromThe13thFloor]

On april fools, I'm gonna bring in a gun to school, but it won't be loaded! And then I'll pull it out. And put it to some kids head and yell "April Fools!"

[Matt Harty]

I hope someone kills you thinking it's a real gun.

[FromThe13thFloor]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

I hope someone kills you thinking it's a real gun.

Really? Why?

[Matt Harty]

Because your sig is too large.

[JeefGyle]

for a quick and easy April fools day joke, just tape down the button on the sprayer for your kitchen sink, and aim it so when someone turns on the sink they get soaked.

[Anonymouse]

[BlueOatmeal]

April Fools Day is going to be all about watching mXc!!!

[ProfessorCool]

Before I got cable I use to get a japanese station on the antenna, you be amazed how many game shows they have just like the one shown on MXC, that's pretty much all they showed, that and some really bad anime.

[BlueOatmeal]

Those crazy japs!

[ProfessorCool]

It's okay to get physically injured on those shows.

In one a girl had to jump between two pillars which had water at the bottom, but she jumped way to far and fell to the ground. They then cut the show to something else, so i guess she died or something.

[BlueOatmeal]

On mXc I remember watching "Tamela Lee" eat the fuck out of the second log on Log Drop and it cut to Vic and Kenny and they had the funniest expression on thier face I nearly dropped a load in my pants.