but michael jackson watches disney movies with the kids before he goes after a little "black hole" himself... :/
(spews all over the room) Good God man! Don't speak of such things.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?