Pope Decrees "No Sports on Sundays"

[Perndog]

I agree with the pope wholeheartedly. I'm sick of Christians who think all they need to do is go to church for an hour a week at most. Ingrateful bastards should show a little more devotion to the creator of all existence. Especially those smug athletes (I'm sure some of them are Catholic) who will be praying in the locker room right before they go out and blatantly defy the Pope and the Bible. Fuckers.