Taking all the fun out of the beach [pictures]

[James]

Originally Posted by glowbelly

keep on posting pics, davin. james is just upset because you don't have boobs and a hot face. if you did, he'd be all over your ass begging you for an internet date and stalking you like an obssessed ex boyfriend. just ask upshut or heather michelle.

Wait, what the hell? Up_Shut and I are really good friends, and I don't even know where the Heather comment comes in. It was a while ago, but I do remember I hated her. Oh wait, you just didn't get it then, either. Next, you're going to say I wanted Erika Krystal, too.

See, this is the problem. You don't have the slightest idea of what you're talking about. I'd much rather have Davin post pictures of himself every single day, than have you opening your fucking mouth about shit you don't know Thing 1 about.

You don't get it at all. You play the part perfectly, and that both pleases and upsets me. I was under the impression you weren't this stupid, and were better than this. But as long as you're going to play into everything so well, I might as well use what I've got.

So go shove your vibrator down your throat and fuck off.