Taking all the fun out of the beach [pictures]

[James]

OK, OK.

Davin, I forgive you for posting so many pictures. The next time you do it, I won't tell you to stop. I won't insult you because I do not find you attractive. I will just let you have your fun. I will also get on anyone's case who dares dislike anyone on these forums ever again. Now is a time for unification, and if we show anything other than love for the people around here, the terrorists win.

Glowbelly, I forgive you too. You're obviously not grasping any of this at all, and it's causing you to make these silly comments. I often forget that you're a woman (probably due to the hairy legs), and your tiny brain is already filled with thoughts of N*Sync and shopping at the mall, that trying to get you to understand anything else is simply impossible. So when I do something like this, you can't comprehend it, and you lash out due to frustration.

I also just remembered that you posted a picture of yourself with nipples poking through your shirt. Naturally, I must start PMing you and fawning all over you. You're in for a long night.

There. So now that I've forgiven you both, we can all move on. Just try not to displease me anymore, and I'll try not to be pissed off at you.