How to trick girls into thinking they like you?

[Rev. Danno]

Rev. Danno says...
At first show little intrest; smile, be nice, but nothing more...
Next, talk to others around the woman you want to meet, let her know stuff about yourself with out talking to her directly.
When you do talk to her, be a bit of a playful jerk, "hehe, what the hell is that in your hair", or "You're rather hot for a 15 year old, no really let's see some ID... That's so fake, no way your 25..."
Pretend to listen, and act like you care. These all work wonders for me!